Madonna looks like a midget here

Posted by Zora Stowers on Saturday, May 18, 2024

Very weird body proportions.

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by Anonymousreply 35January 22, 2022 9:45 AM

That's because her belly area has disappeared. It's like that: head then neck then boobs then legs.

by Anonymousreply 1January 21, 2022 6:08 AM

It's so magnanimous of her to dump ten filters on her face but not use one on her friend's.

by Anonymousreply 2January 21, 2022 6:08 AM

Yikes! She looks like a cartoon character!

by Anonymousreply 3January 21, 2022 6:09 AM

Does Madonna still live in nyc ?

by Anonymousreply 4January 21, 2022 6:12 AM

Does she own thousands and thousands of necklaces and bracelets? It seems she chooses them for the occasion (event, selfie, photo shoot, etc.) very carefully.

by Anonymousreply 5January 21, 2022 6:16 AM

I literally never hear anyone talk about her except these repeat posts on Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 6January 21, 2022 6:19 AM

Look at those tiny little hands. Does she slap them together like tard midget Mireille Mathieu?

by Anonymousreply 7January 21, 2022 6:45 AM

Her hands look like monster claws against her photoshopped face.

by Anonymousreply 8January 21, 2022 6:53 AM

Whose body did she photoshop her heavily filtered head onto this time.

by Anonymousreply 9January 21, 2022 6:53 AM

I will not click on the link, OP. Not this close to bedtime. My Ovaltine will turn to bad LSD and I'll be plagued by midget Madonna nightmares...

by Anonymousreply 10January 21, 2022 7:33 AM

Preparing the 2022 Tour. Papa don't preach....

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by Anonymousreply 11January 21, 2022 8:13 AM

They should give her upcoming biopic an honest title: Portrait of a Sociopath as a Young Pop Star

by Anonymousreply 12January 21, 2022 10:52 AM

She is basically Janice from the Muppet now. Less Madonna, more Mamuppet.

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by Anonymousreply 13January 21, 2022 11:08 AM

Maybe cuz she is. Bitch is only about 4'10. She has to wear heels to be 5'2 as she claims.

by Anonymousreply 14January 21, 2022 11:17 AM

She is aging rapidly and is sort of collapsing in on herself. It happens to most women when they grow old. Her midsection is widening and she is getting hunchbacked. Also the face tune filter she uses actually is making her face too large for her body.

by Anonymousreply 15January 21, 2022 11:21 AM

How many times do you suppose the head of that statue has been up in her?

by Anonymousreply 16January 21, 2022 11:40 AM

“She is aging rapidly and is sort of collapsing in on herself. It happens to most women when they grow old. Her midsection is widening and she is getting hunchbacked. ”

Same happens to aging men.

by Anonymousreply 17January 21, 2022 11:45 AM

Why does she keep Photoshopping her face to look like this?

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by Anonymousreply 18January 21, 2022 1:25 PM

Come on now. Janice the Muppet looks far better than Vadge. And Janice doesn't wash her cooter in public.

by Anonymousreply 19January 21, 2022 4:42 PM

She is pretentious and mentally ill as fuck. Does she not understand that we know she uses mad filters on her face and body?? She looked more sophisticated at 30 than she does now. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 20January 21, 2022 4:56 PM

Notice GRIFTER Julia Fox sliding into her comments? 🙄🙄🙄

Cuntery abounds.

by Anonymousreply 21January 21, 2022 5:03 PM

I wonder if her friend was able to smell her snatch during that photo session.

by Anonymousreply 22January 21, 2022 5:26 PM

Honey, nobody wants to see an old woman with her legs spread.

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by Anonymousreply 23January 21, 2022 5:29 PM

Any line on the jewelry? Are we buying shit off of Etsy?

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by Anonymousreply 24January 21, 2022 5:32 PM

I'd never want to be this bitch. So fake and pretentious.

by Anonymousreply 25January 21, 2022 5:40 PM

She reminds me of Helena Carter in "Alice Through the Looking Glass"

by Anonymousreply 26January 21, 2022 5:59 PM

She’s so dumb. Trash with cash.

by Anonymousreply 27January 21, 2022 6:01 PM

She's dressed for a day at Mall of America. The torn overalls is a bad look on a teenager. She doesn't have bad taste, she has no taste at all.

When an old woman dresses far too young, it always invites an unflattering comparison. It's dishonest by definition. She's desperate, trying like hell to appear as anything but what she actually is.

by Anonymousreply 28January 21, 2022 6:09 PM

She does know people can see her without the filters, right? Do people around her just pretend she looks like that irl?

by Anonymousreply 29January 21, 2022 6:28 PM

All that plastic surgery on her face to appear youthful...and her ropey, gnarled, liver-spotted hands reveal a truth she refuses to believe: GRANDMAdonna is OLD.

by Anonymousreply 30January 21, 2022 7:27 PM

Madonna ! Guess what ! You are an old woman.

by Anonymousreply 31January 21, 2022 7:45 PM

R23 She has been dying to show us her pussy for some time now. I wish she would just do it and get it over with. I would bet she has had several "rejuvenation" procedures done and wants us to marvel at her youthful snatch.

by Anonymousreply 32January 21, 2022 8:49 PM

Agree, OP...why, though, is she sitting in Alice from Wonderland's lap?!

by Anonymousreply 33January 22, 2022 4:31 AM

She is a midget and she looks shorter with the BBL, the breast implants and bigger head from the cheekbone implants, plus the filter she uses. Her neck has disappeared under all the necklaces and trinkets which she's probably quite pleased about - at least she'll save on a necklift.

by Anonymousreply 34January 22, 2022 9:31 AM

R23 Thanks for showing everyone where I have been hiding, you asshole. I picked the one place that I thought no one would look because no one had wanted to look there in over 25 years……

by Anonymousreply 35January 22, 2022 9:45 AM

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