The New And Even Worse Commercials You're Hating Fall/Winter 2022-2023.

I loathe the bitch-looking actor who does the Safe Step (shower package) commercials. She looks very stupid and entitled.

The Jon Hamm insurance commercials.

So unfunny.

When Flo calls him Tom Hamm, I want to choke the writer.

Just curious, where exactly are you all seeing these commercials?

antenna/cable tv, streaming services, etc?

I watch DirectTV Stream using a Roku streaming device, and get local and various cable channels like FX, Food Network, TNT, Fox News, CNN, AMC, etc. and the majority of them show commercials. I also have the non-premium Hulu and they have ad breaks.

The check out lady and customer dancing like robots - yuk!!

What is with all the fucking drug name with the solo Q?

Did the Q test well?

What the fuck is the difference between a pill to help you sleep and a pill for insomnia? The latter's side effects are exactly the same as Ambien.

The Budweiser commercials from Bally sports Midwest

The creepy ginger dude from the Taltz commercial and the equally douche music.

The couple with the UTI commercial. They're so proud they've had multiple UTIs during the past year.

Who in the hell is SWEET JAMES?!

For me, the most annoying are any of the "Liberty, Liberty, LIBERTY!" insurance commercials.

KELLY CLARKSON/WAYFAIR!!!!!! FUCKING NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD!!!! And all that Wayfair crap is such SHIT!!!!

R14 I agree. Kelly Clarkson is a fat middle of America talk show singing frau. Her Wayfair commercials appeal to those.

I have a love/hate relationship with Rob Lowe Atkins commercials. He always looks good but his mouth looks weird when he talks. Especially when he says peppermint patty.

R14/ R16 I love Kelly Clarkson.

I’m not surprised by this r18

Dupixent Hide my skin? Not me.

Said the toddler

The Neuriva commercial with Alton Brown. He’s ugly and annoying.

But more tolerable than Whoopi.

That Rob Lowe commercial is so unnecessarily percussiony. Is like they’re trying to resurrect the ghosts of Neil Pert and Ricky Ricardo or something.

What up with that lady in the new Slimfast commercial all looking like a like a teenage boy ready to perform his 500th TikTok video?

The Lindt chocolate commercials. Their chocolate is not all that. For some reason, they've made the chocolatier look like a predator.

How early will they show the Hersey Bells kisses this year?

R26 how about the GMC “I like red” husband?

[quote]The couple with the UTI commercial. They're so proud they've had multiple UTIs during the past year.

The first time I saw this commercial I said, “damn, bitch! Who is you fucking and why you so happy about UTIs?”

I can't wait for the car floor mat stocking stuffer spots,

I can’t stand that Texaco commercial with the people singing. I can’t reach for the remote fast enough.

I can’t wait until the midterm elections are over.

Starface ad.... The whole thing makes me feel vaguely greasy.

The stupid tagline for Kroger grocery stores in my area rankles me.

So stupid -- "Fresh for Everyone." As opposed to what, idiot advertising copywriter?

"Fresh food and staples for some folks, dented cans and past it produce for others."?

If Kroger came up with this theme in-house, then they need to clean house. Or from their advertising agency -- get another!

I can't believe we've gotten to 33 posts and no one has yet brought up the Lume Lady. She may be "board certified," but I think she's just plain certifiable: "You just swipe a pea-sized portion of Lume between your butt cheeks like this I will demonstrate No I'm kidding I won't."

And yes, that is all one sentence in her decidedly odd presentation. Don't know why, but she irritates me like a boil on my ass.

What about that drug for uncontrollable facial movements? Ingrezza! It’s like when you’re at a friends house and she asks you if you like the food she prepared and the look on your face is one of pure disgust but really you like it. It’s just your Tardive Dyskinesia acting up.

The ads for the Kia(?) that parks itself. Why would you want to squeeze your BRAND NEW car between two other vehicles?! Buy a brand new car and have the doors dinged to shit or worse, keyed by an asshole.

Thankfully, they appear to have decreased in frequency/number, but those Medicare commercials featuring Jimmy Walker screaming “N-o-o-w-w, “ and “m-o-o-n-n-n-e-y” are intolerable. I can tolerate his (GQP) presence, but that voice is the worst sound on tv. I always mute, but it is still traumatizing. Make it stop!

I hate the free shower package bitch. They show the bitch taking a shower while she has her big mouth open wide. She’s so ugly.

The Ripple commercial where the little girl is explaining to her grandpa how it’s not a trend to drink plant based milk or whatever the hell it’s made of. In reality that grandpa is old enough to where if he sees his little grand daughter drinking a product with the name Ripple written across it, he’d be clutching at his chest like the king of all things Ripple in Fred Sanford himself. How they got away with naming a plant based drink that they want to target to kids, Ripple, and nobody’s parents explained to them about the confusion it would get with the malt liquor, goes to show the product was probably developed and conceived in the suburbs of Connecticut or something. Guess the idea to name is Colt 45 was 86’d.

To name *IT Colt 45 that is. Also speaking of kids the 3-4 minute St. Jude commercials, the shows where these commercials air are put in a rough spot to where if they tell St. Jude “shorten your commercials or we won’t air them,” St. Jude will make them seem like Judas if someone had the balls to tell them to cut the length in half. People change the commercials cause they don’t want to see these poor kids in that state so they make the commercials twice as long. By doing that the viewers who were watching the program, once the commercial airs they change the channel than will change the channel back only to see it still on. When they change it again they run the risk of completely losing these viewers altogether. They’ll find something else they find equally interesting with less depressing commercials and because of them changing the channel back and still seeing what they wanted to avoid, they’re not going to want to change it back especially knowing St Jude runs these commercials sometimes twice per program. I’ll bet anything these commercials are running viewers off and doing just that. Call them assholes or demons, these networks to get them to cut these commercials in half is just better from a business perspective plain and simple

I guess I’d rather have a Lume ad instead of a woman pooping ad, but the fact that is even a choice makes me want to euthanize myself. Anyway, I’ve been spreading stick deodorant on toilet paper and sticking it between my butt cheeks for years and it’s worked just fine.

I was shocked to see Brad Pitt selling an espresso maker and Drew Barrymore singing for an online game. Was I hallucinating?

[quote]The ads for the Kia(?) that parks itself. Why would you want to squeeze your BRAND NEW car between two other vehicles?!

I’m still laughing at this, Cosmo, because I said the same thing when I first saw it.

Not to mention the level of scumbaggery of ensuring others can’t get into their own fucking vehicles.

Free shower package with your walk in tub

Now they’ve got William Devane doing the Medicare Enrollment commercials!

Why can’t we just get into the running car?

Vitamin Water. I don't understand what this ad is selling based on the visuals. The music is bad too.

R47 every Halloween season I hear that dumb thing say that line and every year I’m irritated by it.

I jumped right in and lost 127 lbs!

I jumped in 10 lbs of dog shit!

First I was like wait who's this guy. And then I was like oh that's Steve Gutenberg but then I was like oh my god dude you're being like such a downer right now and like what a way to show up after you know like 30 years and be like blah blah blah death darkness sadness blah blah blah the Mark Harmon Ted danson route of like being like the main guy of like a CSI or some other thing like that I don't know he probably should have if he didn't but I guess he still could cuz he didn't look all that old I'm not even really sure how it is. Or maybe be like more appropriate is like the dumb dad on something.

This stupid thing needs an edit function. I meant to say did Steve ever go down the Ted danson route.

However styled Kelly Clarkson for those Wayfair commercials should be shot. Everything she wears makes her look heavier and her arms look weirdly short.

I’m fascinated with all the commercials for skin conditions featuring restaurant servers. “Talk to your dermatologist…” Huh? These people can’t afford health insurance! They ain’t seeing specialists and getting on your expensive drugs.

Michael Strahan has a skin care line? Why don't they just come out and say "this shit is for black guys only"?

H.E.R. For nationwide insurance

I am so sick of these damn HERS antidepressant commercials with the blonde rolling around. It's trying way too hard.

These new Dominos commercials where they’re just throwing in the towel plugging their leftovers of all things. That’s basically them admitting them have nothing new, nothing special, no good discounts, not even shilling their app to get better sales, but just Goddamn leftovers. At least with KFC they put a pretty little bow on it when throwing in all their leftovers together in calling 🙌 it the Famous Bowl🙌

*it 🙌 The Famous Bowl🙌

R59 yeah that fat blonde with a buster brown hairstyle. Ages probably 20 yrs old. She should shove her pills inside her huge hole.

I think the ad is for Zillow. The ones where they emphasize the person's head because they suddenly realize they have to sell their home.

Also, whatever OG RHOC Vicki Gunvalson is shilling for. She really does have a pig nose.

I can not stand the commercials for Trelogy with the "Feelin' Good'" song. It's for COPD and the visuals are ridiculous.

A woman grabs her dirty ashtray and coffee mug , puts it into her car and drives to the flea market. And of course, an interracial couple decides to buy this crap once she sets up her table. Back in the car and back home she goes...she's taking a stand for a new day. (Did the selling price of a dirty ashtray and coffee mug cover her expenses and give her a profit ?)

Then there's the middle age black man alone in a dark home-office who decides to digitize his VHS tapes at a local electronics store...he's taking a stand for a new day. Maybe he could've given the oter lady his VHS recorded to sell at the flea market.

Not to be confused with middle age black man who decided he's going to leave his house and go play pool...he's taking a stand for a new day.

Alaskan Fur! Alaskan Furrrrrrrrrrrrr 🎶

Nutrafol where all of s sudden some annoying bitch utters “I was getting older”.

As much as people adore Chewy's "the peanut butter box is here" commercial, my heart breaks at the thought that Ralph seemingly isn't given his beloved peanut butter treat in between (monthly?) medication doses.

Give him a peanut butter-smeared Kong a couple of times a week--ditto for his little pal Georgio. Life is too short to be deprived of the harmless little things our pets crave.

Gotta run; I'm late for today's session with Miss Peanut.🐶

[quote]Give him a peanut butter-smeared Kong a couple of times a week

That’s perverse!

Once that Chewy commercial airs, "the peanut butter box is here" will lock itself inside your head for hours.

That Medicare commercial with the human muppet Martha.

The Twix commercial where the talking bears describe the people camping as ALSO chewy, crunchy and delicious. People are chewy? How is that possible? If they ate someone named Jesus maybe that might explain things.

The one for some kind or pee-soaking device with the woman who lives with her aging mother who has a leaky bladder and has to stick some kind of wand in her mother's snatch to soak up all the excess urine during the night and deposits it in a bedside canister. Besides being plain weird, the room must reek to high heaven.

Ads such as the one referenced by R72 are designed to diminish the concept of privacy/discretion among the proles.

R70 I loathe that spot and grating bitch in it.

R74 that Martha Medicare commercial is one of the worst, most irritating commercials I’ve ever seen. Instant channel change or mute button.

Young people having a good time with insurance is mind numbingly annoying.

uncontrollable body movements caused by Tardive dyskinesia. Now there is Ingrezza!

R77, Tardive dyskinesia is primarily caused as a side effect from anti-depressants. Rather than fix that issue in that drug, the pharmaceutical companies have created yet another drug to control the side effect. How long before there’s a drug to control the side effect of Ingrezza, hysterical pregnancy?

r71- I would imagine the tendons and some large muscles are chewy. Especially on older people.

that ad with the woman sitting on a toilet everywhere she goes is pretty hilarious

The stupid f****** Martha Medicare commercials but now it's a muppet but still her annoying ass voice and like the Muppet looks like her.

R79 but now she's an actual fucking muppet. Haha.

The older Cigna Medicare commercial lady that like knows everything in every scene is like kinda sexy like that kind of like I will over you kind of way cuz you fear me you know.

The annoying Carvana lady.

^Oh God, I can't stand her voice.

"1-877-Kars 4 kids - donate your car today"

Jess the "rewards savvy queen"

But wait for it Jess is also a "crypto savvy queen"

I'm so tired of the Bombas socks, underwear and t-shirts commercial featuring gen z, gender neutral bodies standing sideways and backwards to show off bombas socks and underwear.

I'm done with Jake from State Farm. He used to be cute in a Donald Glover kind of way -he lost that cuteness from overexposure.

The febreze commercial where the girl in it looks like she's like I'm wearing the same prosthetic mask that Eric Roberts were in mask. That's probably really mean and I shouldn't post it but here we are.

They are over now - but I live in LA and the attack ad against Katie Porter and her white board felt straight out of Saturday Night Live. A bunch of 30 year old women with vocal fry saying “WhY did you do it Katie?’”

[quote]...wearing the same prosthetic mask that Eric Roberts were in mask.

Oh, dear! R92.

R90: Have you seen the obnoxious Fabletics commercial? It’s the one with all these women (seen only from the waist down) modeling tight yoga pants and whatnot. They are all stroking the fabric – actually stroking their asses and thighs. Several of the models are obese. Yuck. I don’t want to see women getting off on the softness of their sausage casings.

The new Shaq commercial. I know “BE MORE SPECIFIC!!!!!!!” In fact I’m surprised he doesn’t have his own wing on this thread all to himself. Anyway whatever he’s shilling now, he’s doing that Eddie Murphy/Martin Lawrence/Tyler Perry all dressed up as different characters I think including a couple of lady characters. I try not to pay attention when it’s Shaq on to his newest whatever he’s plugging this week shill but this was over the top even for him.

Martha Medicare advantage is really ugly and annoying

The Chevrolet commercial s featuring Gen Z singing along to Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac.

Gen Z would never sing that mediocre Fleetwood Mac song in the presence of other gen zers

You brought the whole team to the game in your Buick SUV.

That is so you.

Not new but the fucking Hershey Kiss handbell commercial is back to torment me for another 6 weeks

The music being foisted upon the public in the latest Yeti commercial. It’s extremely annoying

Only people in the NY area will get this - the annoying dude who does the "I Buy LI" ads that run in the early morning. He is young real estate guy who stares into the camera while he hammers that fact that he will buy your home on Long Island!!!

R92-Eric Roberts wasn't in Mask. Eric Stoltz, however, was.

R104 oh yeah. The point is she be odd looking.

I haven't seen a commercial in a few years.

Going by this thread, they haven't change at all and there's no need to look at any again. Maybe they'll have a good one during the Superbowl. Isn't that coming up sometime soon? Maybe January?

"Lindsey the Surf Instructor" who invented "Bite" toothpaste bits... "When I realized that thousands of toothpaste tubes end up in the ocean, I knew I had to do something."

Yes, the planet would utterly rot without you...

To R26, I love the "I like Red GMC commercial". OKAY, I love the hot guy, great hair, very pale, probably throws a great fuck.

Another vote for that old Medicare cobweb cunt Martha!!

The Catherine O'Hara and Kevin Hart one. They didn't even film together. There is no way they are standing in the same space.

This new ad for Peacock channel I guess about soccer I think, I turn it off as fast as I can. All there is people screaming I think "scoreeeee" so annoying. I wish I can go back in time and put a bullet to whoever the announcer was that started that stupid tradition,

How cheap can these companies be? Re-running last year's Christmas commercials??

And, of the new spots, I LOVE the one where the father thinks his son has given him a new car and wants to know what the kid got his Mom.

R111, they are screaming "goal." That Spanish announcer yelled it a few years ago and now it's a thing.

R112, speaking of old commercials, the Ferraro Rocher ad is running now. That bitch cannot sing! "It's Christmas time again, my love!"

R112 - love the hot daddy in the car commercial, and the look on his son's face when dad wonders what he gave his mother.

Oh, look, there they are now!

It's a huge improvement over, "I LIKE RED".

I LOVE the "I LIKE RED" MAN.

My dream is "the I LOVE RED" guy cums into my bedroom, gives me the truck keys, says "you like Red, you want my cock, and gives it to me all night".

Has the commercial been on yet?

The Uber Eats commercials. With the exception of Sarah Silverman, I have no idea who any of those motherfuckers are.

Is that Tracy Morgan? "Ladyfinguhs! Stapluhs!!!!!"

Oh, yes, R117! That guy who's trying to make "clutch" happen.

R117 and R118, don’t forget ‘swordfish.’ He pronounces the SW. Nails on a chalkboard!!

THEM GOD DAM TOVALA COMMERCIALS FOR SHIT FOOD AND JUSTA CHEAP OVEN. GEEZ BITCH CAN GET HER FAT JUGS OFF THE SCREEN NOW.

Marshalls for using the same Hall & Oates song they used last year.

Oh r121 that’s so bad thx for chiming in just for the sake of replying and not adding a damned thing to the thread.

R112 the Hershey’s kisses ringing bells commercial has been annoying audiences since 1988. It’s tradition.

online betting with that blonde bimbo chick. FUK THAT MESS

The ugly housewife in the Xmas old navy ad

Cuntessa Paris, taking over a second Hilton hotel suite, just for her luggage. They should make a spoof commercial where she breaks her both of her legs tripping over her own crap.

This Judith Abrams from Fisher Investments has a voice that annoys the hell out of me.

The gal with the red glasses from Saturday Night Live in the Holiday JC Penny’s commercial - “Boots & Coats & Boots & Coats!””

The bitch in the Old Navy Christmas commercial is sooooo annoying I wanna slap the shit out of her fake face.

Damn, r122! Was your turkey undercooked or something? Jesus.

[quote] the Hershey’s kisses ringing bells commercial

I wish they would bring back the ones with the guys in boxers implying their dicks were the bells. That was so hawt.

R131 wasn't that Kmart? They're all gone.

I honestly don’t remember, but that does sound about right though. I’m probably just remembering the guys, not the sponsor. Lol.

I wad having a stroke and I was scared to death

R129, that’s Jennifer Coolidge.

r134 that fucking life alert commercial is horrid and never ever stops.

"if it weren't for life alert, I wouldn't be sitting here".

The hospital with the creepy "unicorn in the ICU" Christmas spot last year seems to have cleaned up their act and hired a new ad agency this year. Thank Jesus.

I haven't seen the HOTT "I LIKE RED" guy commercial yet!!

Or the "Hershey kisses bells ringing" commercial. It's still early, only November 25th.

Those Hershey bells have already been ringing since Halloween.

There's a Golden corral commercial for a great big fat person is yelling at other great big fat persons for not eating more food so that they can all remain great big fat persons. Like he is seriously upset that they're eating reasonable portions of food.

And suddenly r143 becomes a contender.

Yes, r145. Did you read the post I referenced?

Lemme explain, then. I said I fell in love with r141. Then you posted and I said “here comes another contender,” meaning I was falling in love with you, too.

Aw. Sorry I'm a bit dense sometimes. R148

Nuke Duff Goldman I hate his stupid, ugly ass, pig face. His rice cereal treat cakes are disgusting and unsanitary. Why Sun Maid, why?

Why is the same Hall & Oates song being used for both Lays potato chips and Marshall's. I've even seen them back to back. Aren't there any other H&O songs they could use?

There's a new Medicare scam commercial where the narrator says the words "ZIP Code" FIFTEEN TIMES (yes, I counted) in a one-minute spot.

^^I call every year just to check my zip code!!

yea that cunt jennifer coolidge makes me vomit, same dumb ass fart face voice in ev thing she do.

There is a new Hello fresh commercial with NPH and the spouse.

The T-Mobile commercials with the guys from Scrubs.

That fat idiot Coolidge trying to feed asparagus to a deer.

The iRobot commercials are really annoying, especially the one with the obnoxious "Jennifer" cunt screaming her fool head off.

Descovy for prep needs a new ad. I want to punch each person in the face because I’ve heard their spiel so many times.

Visionworks, only reason I know the company that made this commercial was I unmuted it just once so I would never buy glasses from this fuck ass company ever again in my life.

Two women on separate sides of a canyon yelling at each other about eyeglasses, only reason they are different sides of the canyon is so they can yell.

I mute ALL commercials.

R161 the shouting thing in that one is awful.

The new Hershey's jingle bell commercial. It's awful and ruined a beautiful commercial tradition.

Anything with the noxious Kevin Hart.

Lolly lolly lolly get your assholes here

Another vote for the Lume cunt and her stinky crotch. They're playing her commercials non-stop on MSNBC. Do women stink more at the holidays?

The California Lottery Commercial where the guy who looks like Marty Ingles is playing the piano and singing “Wear yourself an ugly little sweater” meanwhile there is a party going on and everyone is wearing ugly Christmas sweaters.

I love dogs, but I can't stand all the stupid dog puns in this AT&T commercial about business going "through the woof" at Jones Bones' new "barkery."

I'll bet the California lottery, unlike the NY Lottery, shot a new commercial for Christmas instead of using the same lame spot from last year.

Even New Jersey shot a new spot.

the shriner's xmas commercial.

thank you for giving

christ-mus eve will find me......

Are there hidden wires making Marlo Thomas's lips move in those St. Jude ads? She looks like she went to Kim Novak's plastic surgeon.

I'm loving that Montefiore Hospital ad this year. So much better than that ludricous "unicorn in the ICU" thing that ran incessantly last year.

Also, the Amazon spot with porn-stache Dad creating a greenhouse snow globe for his daughter. I assume it's his daughter. Maybe she's his "niece".

Fresh Direct with that wise-ass little brat.

R175, is that the same one where the girl says, "You call yourself a foodie but there's generally no food here"? My local Shop Rite was using that one for awhile. Hate that little shit!

Liberty Mutual where the kid gets insurance for Christmas. I hate it beyond words.

I’ll be home for Christmas…

St Jude Children’s Hospital

Lately, I've been seeing a lot of this commercial for Sixt rent-a-car. The entire premise of the ad is that other rental places will rent you [bold]a[/bold] car but Sixt will rent you [bold]the[/bold] car. WTF does that even mean?

[quote] Liberty Mutual where the kid gets insurance for Christmas. I hate it beyond words.

Actually, that's the only Liberty Mutual commercial I can stand.

And what's the deal with Liberty Mutual "customizing your car insurance so you only pay for what you need"? Isn't that what ALL insurance companies do?

Those Coventry insurance ads are annoying AF, but there's a hunky miner guy in them so I find them tolerable. Now if he presented hole.....

R177 what about the sister with the huge shit eating smile at the end of it?

R179, I assume they rent high-end cars like BMWs, MBs, etc. I used to travel to ATL about once every 6 weeks. One of the rental car lots had Corvettes and Porches for rent. Rather driving a rented Ford Fiesta or Kia Sonata, you could spend the money to drive around in a convertible BMW.

I can’t stand the new DAV ads where “random” people are cajoled into going on camera to thank disabled vets. It’s horribly exploitive to the random people AND to the vets who are waiting outside the trailer to meet them. I support organizations like DAV and Wounded Warrior, but this ad is just gross.

Ugh - that stupid music that starts playing and Julia Roberts in a big gown and big grin dancing out of rhythm on that Party boat

I really, REALLY hate the Paramount commercial with Keegan Michael Key as the obnoxious coach with the cartoon characters. It's stupid and annoying.

The fucking Shriners commercial with that Eve Harrington, Caleb, and 47 year old Alec, but ANIMATED. That way they never age out, or in case they die. 'ADOWABLE' BLANKET, you can hear the quote marks.

I have been watching the West Wing Marathon on HLN this week. EVERY SINGLE commercial break has Edie Falco for the ASPCA - those poor animals!! And BATTERY DADDY - WTF - that commercial has been on at least 100 times this week!

[quote]R182: what about the sister with the huge shit eating smile at the end of it?

I read that character as the Mom, not a sister, hence responsible for which kid got what for Christmas.

Doin' the 'Popeye wink.'

Makes me laugh every time.

Who the fuck would need that many batteries in the house?

R189 that’s a sibling not a mom.

I disagree, r192. That’s supposed to be the mother as r189 said.

A 13 -14 yr old mom? No way.

I'm going to miss the "Can't wait to see what you got your mother" holiday commercial. The son is HOT.

You think she looked 13-14.

While I’m sure the actress would appreciate that, there’s no way in hell that character was supposed to be a teenager.

Ooooh, link it, r195. I haven’t seen that one.

We used to have a thread around here about hot guys in commercials but I think it expired.

I cannot emotionally handle animal abuse depicted in tv commercials for the ASPCA or children with cancers and severe disabilities even if the outcome is increased awareness and raising funds. My heart is very soft and I will cry and feel sad every time one appears. I must mute the sound and look away or change channels to keep from being extremely sad. I have contributed financially to many animal rights organizations (including ASPCA and Best Friends Society) as well as St. Jude for Children and Shriner’s Hospital. These are very important and worth while organizations. I think they’re awesome and necessary.

I can't believe that people get paid a salary to come up with the stupid fucking commercials on TV. Clearly it requires no talent or competence or special knowledge - your average minimum wage worker who can barely keep their head above water could do as good of a job.

You’re not alone, r198. In fact, I despise those commercials and will look for any other organization that has similar mission statements to contribute to just so I’m not promoting those horrid and heartbreaking commercials.

It's an open secret Marlo Thomas is a conniving bitch and treats people like shit. She's had more personal assistants than Keebler has elves.

[quote]R194: A 13 -14 yr old mom? No way.

No idea where you're getting this craziness, unless you're viewing the commercial on a two-inch screen.

The actress playing the mom is Nicole Randall Johnson, and she's 49 years old. She isn't 13-14, nor does she look it.

Here's a still of her from the commercial:

Jon Hamm as Santa ones. Because his movie career is shit, we are forced to this crap. Isn’t he due for a heart attack at a bar by now?

The woman in this Wendys commercial has one Asian shaped eye and one white one. I know many mixed people but I have never noticed this before. It freaks me out.

Wonderful how seamlessly Paul Giamatti transitioned from Scrooge to Albert Einstein in those Verizon spots with Cecily Strong, isn't it?

Just wait until Giamatti's Baby Cupid next month, R207.

[quote]R204 / OP / R182 / R192 / R194: She’s ugly as fuck.

That may be your opinion, but the point was that she's not a sibling, nor did she look 14 years old. You're trolling.

But then, so were your contributions to 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 (𝟏𝟗𝟔𝟖) thread:

[quote]You can’t deodorize a turd. (reply 79)

[quote]It was shit (reply 90)

[quote]Unwatchable (reply 146)

[quote]The turd in the toilet 💩 (reply 148)

R209 is scared I’ll fart and he’ll miss it.

Nope, R210 - just telling the board who is stinking up these threads with his trolling.

Botoxed Tanya, 43 year old mother of nine.

Year 2022 or 1822?!

Those ugly dudes in the Morgan jeweler ads.

The National Debt Relief commercial. I understand if the bitch had unforseen medical bills but $30k+ (not sure of the exact figure) in debt??!! In the ad, she says it would have taken her 47 years to pay that off.

I'm pretty sure insurance company commercials exist just to annoy you. They hope that by annoying the living fuck out of the audience, people will remember their name(s).

I used to really like the Capital One commercials that had that tall, hot dude in them - I think for Capital One banking. I wanted him inside me quite deeply.

But now this whole "easy decision" thing - the Charles Barkley and Slash ones....are just so overplayed, I can't stand seeing them.

The Little Cesar’s pizza commercial that is supposed to be a parody of Antique Roadshow. The first 50 times I saw it, it was funny.

The Dupixent commercial with the tween girls in dancer costumes/playing soccer. I don't hate it, but it makes me uneasy because it seems to me that the camera is lingering on the girls too closely/there is a creepy "male gaze" thing going on. I've watched many "To Catch A Predator" videos and when this ad comes on I wonder how many incels, pervs etc. are watching this ad and drooling.

That says more about you than the commercial.

The Hungry Root came through followed by the irritating bouncy music is making the rounds again.

I miss the Lexus Christmas commercial.

Spectrum: any- and everything!

The Spectrum "and the second line is FREEEEEEEE" makes me want to hunt down the spokesperson.

Progressive where Flo’s sister goes “Bora-boring”.

And just when do the income tax spots start running?

That ugly short black woman for Olay

The eggo 4 yr old that won’t wear pants

THOSE TOVALO COMMERCIALS WITH THE JIGGLY TITTED LADY ARE PUKE INDUCING ALSO.

There is a radio commercial I hear during my commute - OOMAH.

[quote]The fucking Shriners commercial with that Eve Harrington, Caleb, and 47 year old Alec, but ANIMATED. That way they never age out, or in case they die. 'ADOWABLE' BLANKET, you can hear the quote marks.

I just saw a new one with singing.

Martha Stewart’s new Covid commercial is pretty fabulous!

R231 there is a newer one out with new patient actors. It features a YES YES YES.-themed campaign.

^^^Also… it features a split-second interpretation of a football player by the lead patient/actor sitting in a wheelchair. It was obviously scripted by an able bodied director.

Chap Stick commercial where the little girl making faces at people out the back window of the family car as the car drives by. Finally, the black man in the uniform has some fun and sticks his tongue out at her and makes a face back - she laughs hysterically,

In real life, the driver would have pulled the car over, flagged down a cop and said the black man was a child predator who was trying to lure the little girl out of the car. He would have been beaten, handcuffed and thrown into the police car - never to see the outside of a jail again for at least 10 years.

Lately, I just want to slap the shit out of every member of those Progressive tv ads. It used to be just Jamie, now it's the entire heinous lot of them.

There's some Morgan Jewelers commercial I think or Jared yeah Jared where some woman warbles on about her dad being dead or absent or something but then I guess like one of their necklaces walks her down the aisle or something and that takes her dad's place I don't know except that it's really stupid.

Holy fucking run on.

WTF happened to your punctuation keys?

Progressive - bora-boring. It’s torture to hear that sister bitch’s voice.

I am so sick of all the commercials targeting people with fucked up skin. No one need to see that shit.

^^Yeah but it is making shit loads of money for the pharmaceutical companies

The new M&M commercial with Maya Rudolph is beyond stupid, wherein she announced the candy has been renamed My & Yas. Get it? Yeah, dumb dumb joke.

Have you seen the Visiting Angels (or something similar) ad where at the end they surround this old balding black lady who clearly has no idea who they are or where she is? She is positively petrified.

I just saw a really stupid commercial for Botox where the spokes lady is whining about having nine kids and how busy she is and does nothing for herself. But her nose is so distracting like there's something odd about it her nostrils are both big and round but different sizes and like the cameras almost pointed up her nose and it just makes the whole thing really irritating because looking at her just makes you see that really weird looking know she has.

Also I'm sick of that uqorra commercial and what are the chances that all of that isn't just repackaged Crystal light.

The silver single ad where the ugly white dude meets the Asian gold digger lady and probably he'll be mysteriously dead if he's not already.

Inogen portable oxygen products that show an old grandpa wearing a backpack oxygen tank while blowing bubbles in his yard.

To R237. You made me crack up. how HIGH were you when you typed that paragraph.

You make no sense whatsoever, but you made me laugh out loud!!

I lost alot of $$$ to my BF Shawn, I took the 49ers over the Iggles& Bengals over the Chiefs.

I like the Bengals helmets, Burrows in tight football pants....I swear Mahones is GAY,,walks like a Faggot.

[quote] walks like a Faggot.

Wow. On a fucking gay board no less.

You’re a piece of shit.

Kay Jewelers - “Close your eyes and don’t look down” irritating AF!

To Whom it may concern. my half blind 95 yrs old neighbor watching the game last night, yells over to me" Johnny , I don't want to be rude but is Mahonnes one of you, have you seen how he runs on the field".

IDK DAD, but he walks like a Faggot...I call George Dad (the one the always wanted and never got)

When you are a "WW2" war hero, I let him say whatever, You and I are different!! Bite me!!

I just had my 13th surgery

"Do you have boxes of old family videotapes that are degrading?" Hire Legacy Box to convert them to digital format & preserve forever!

Not sure I want to meet a customer who's eager to preserve "degrading" family pictures.

This ad for the Nature Conservancy. The singer is horrible and the beginning of the song makes my teeth ache.

The ridiculous spot last night featuring Kevin Hart.

The ridiculous spot last night featuring Ben Stiller.

The ridiculous spot last night featuring Melissa McCarthy.

I hate the car commercials that sound like the music was written by the same hack who composed "Some Like It Hot" on Broadway. Sometimes, just for spite, they play one right after the other. Marc Shaiman wouldn't know an original tune if it bit him on his fat ass.

r255, you know that guy has skid marks on his weeks old underwear.

I hate the Aetna ad featuring the two sassy AA women, one of whom appears to be a rabid crack addict. 🙄

The psoriasis drug ad with the enormous guy in a Speedo. Body positivity be damned. I don’t need to see that. It’s like a manatee wearing on a chaise lounge.

I HATE those new Slimfast commercials and spokeswoman. Her diction is just lazy and awful, especially her pronunciation of THE FUCKING PRODUCT NAME.

It's not "SLUMfast," lady.

I hatehatehate all the commercials featuring the tuneless amelodic "music."

Especially the Boost Glucose Control ad, and some kind of asthma (I think) med featuring a hipster Black guy and the most annoying sax solo since Kenny G was hot and poppin'.

Hate.

[quote] The psoriasis drug ad with the enormous guy in a Speedo. Body positivity be damned. I don’t need to see that. It’s like a manatee wearing on a chaise lounge.

The guy is kinda hot in the fit-fat way.

No, R263. There’s nothing fit about that fat. He’s about 8 feet tall and weighs at least 300 pounds. AND he’s completely hairless which makes it very marine mammalian.

He’s do white, do maybe he’s a beluga.

Why yes Ernie Hudson my worst nightmare is my car breaking down near where a scary black man is lurking however did you guess?

Whoever wrote the Stouffer's Bowlfull ad should be drawn, quartered and the set on fire

The chick in this Febreze commercial is WEIRD LOOKING.

Oh, God, yes, R270! That woman, chicken cutlets implanted in her cheeks, and a stupid grin! I'll bet you that the commercial was filmed in Argentina - my partner used to work in advertising and you can tell the commercials shot in Argentina since nobody speaks, and casting directors there love those goofy grins.

Any commercial where young parents dance with their babies but this one, for some reason, is particularly loathsome.

“Medication saved me”

“This is joy”

Fatass blonde chick with a Buster Brown haircut for HERS

Life Alert is the lifesaver to keep me out of assisted living.

Meaningful Beauty Hair. Watching Becker on RewindTV and just saw the commercial. Cindy looks like Caitlyn Jenner. Or Caitlyn looks like Cindy. I can’t tell anymore.

The one where the kid says “I wish Shaq was my real life big brother.” I forget what it’s for, something with a general.

It’s played non stop. Is it too much to ask to be able to watch Alf reruns without seeing this commercial three times? Sheesh.

They're still running the one with the black pimp who is making his scrawny blonde gf sell her car to "We Buy Any Car" because he wants to go to brunch, take a bubble bath and get a nice pedicure!

[quote]some woman warbles on about her dad being dead or absent or something but then I guess like one of their necklaces walks her down the aisle or something and that takes her dad's place I don't know except that it's really stupid.

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard, but thank you for this.

These grating "wooHOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo" commercials from 4imprint featuring shrill employees howling and squealing over depressing clutter emblazoned with their depressing corporate logos.

I cringe at those too R279. Nobody wants any of their crappy products with company logos. They’re throwaway products.

The piano music for every online VRBO ad goes through me like a knife.

That 4imprint ad… cheaply made junk that no one wants. Ever.

Election results denier/insurrection sympathizer, Rep. Andrew Clyde of Georgia, has been distributing AR-15 lapel pins to House colleagues.

[quote] Some Republican members of Congress have been sporting controversial new pins on their lapels in the shape of miniature AR-15 rifles. They say the pins are symbols of their commitment to the Second Amendment and Americans’ right to bear arms. Enthusiastically distributed by Rep. Andrew Clyde from Georgia, newcomers Rep. George Santos of New York and Rep. Anna Paulina Luna of Florida were spotted with the pins last week.

I wish Johnathan from Colonial Life would retire.

I wish Flo would retire, along with the emu, the seagulls, and Mayhem. Enough already.

I don't exactly hate this but I think it's odd that the commercials for you bet your Life that they run now don't mention or show Jay Leno at all. When the show started they made it all about him but it seems like they're almost down playing that he's involved. Personally I can't stand the guy so I think it's a smart move.

[quote]I hate the Aetna ad featuring the two sassy AA women, one of whom appears to be a rabid crack addict. 🙄

I actually bumped this thread to say the same thing. And I've seen black people comment on what an awful stereotype she is.

Skinny Pop-It's a whole bag kind of night commercial.

The new uqorra ads almost seem like they were revised based on focus group notes that came back. Like how stinky vagina girl now refers to the dude as her husband and then he mauls her almost as if to show that her stink junk doesn't bother him.

The Viberzi chick is on Ghosts.

Spectrum commercials with this cunt. Now I truly understand the meaning of hate fucking.

Amazon Fresh ads on YouTube, featuring influencers covered in pounds of makeup and giant eyebrows.

This Virgin Atlantic ad I see all the time on YouTube. It's primarily trans people, isn't it (especially the pilot at the end)? Except for the bearded guy in the wheelchair, the kid, and the "Yasss Kween" (because of course they show a fem gay man).

First time I saw this commercial, it's all Trannies!! Interesting concept.

John Hoogenakker should be strapped to a chair with his eyes forced open (like Malcolm McDowell in Clockwork Orange), and watch his $29.99 spot over and over until he starts foaming at the mouth. I mute the tv and turn away whenever it airs.

R296 He’s hot. I’ll die on that hill.

Walgreens- “So James, are these medicines covered”? “Yes, with Medicare you get low cost co-pays “. “thank you”.

The black pharmacist is working the drive thru wearing his Covid mask and obviously making facial gestures at the old man because his mask moves around a lot on his face. It’s so stupid.

I HATE the DoorDash commercials with the fat, tattooed, ugly screeching “chef”. Stop casting such off putting pukes in commercials!

Fat guy who looks like Jean Reno is also in the terrible Progressive "spy" spot. I like his presence a lot. He's a breath of fresh air from these "I'm so stupid, I can only do commercials" guys.

In the latest AT&T spot, spokesperson Lily is sporting some awful cheek filler.

Maybe she did it because a few years ago guys were tweeting about her big jugs and she was annoyed. So she’s drawing focus north.

Who is the sexy dark haired guy sitting on the porch in that Spectrum commercial with the Thor looking guy? I think he was also in the Visionworks stranded at sea on a raft commercial. Hot, hot man.

Good to see Seth Meyers holding his own in the new Verizon spots. Now if only there were videos of him holding his own on PornHub.

Would be pleasant to see Seth spit-roasted.

Seth is starting to look old to me. (Back in the day, he and I used the same dry cleaner. He was standing in front of me in shorts once… nice calves.)

Sadly, he is starting to look old, R305. Still I'd fuck him for old times' sake.

Cecily Strong left SNL to do Verizon commercials?

No, R307, she was doing them before she left, I believe. She's making money, which is why Giamatti is also doing them, but I was more mortified for him.

Cecily Strong. I believe, is represented by Lorne Michaels. She left SNL to make MORE money for Lorne. Just like Seth.

Lorne is a studio that has a huge number of actors under contract. Like Seth and Jimmy.

He is the larger, more mediocre, modern Warner Bros.

Cecily has moved on to a series that does comedy parodies, similar to Documentary Now which stars fellow SNLer Fred Armisen. It was called Shmigadoon, a parody on the movie Brigadoon. It has a 2nd season starting soon, now parodying the movie Chicago.

R310-Do you think we all live in Omaha?

This grating spot with the clearly manufactured (but righteously diverse) dreadful band and clumsy, cringeworthy, cutesy-poo frontwoman.

Is that the one R312 where the singer comes back on stage with toilet paper on her shoe?

R313 I don't think so, but thank you very much for making me watch it again a couple of times just to make sure.

The one with JLo running down a beach. She’s so annoying.

JLo looks like a short buffalo running on the beach, R315. That bitch can’t run and she sure as hell doesn’t get up at 4:45 a.m.

The actress who plays Lily in the AT&T commercials said she directs them and that she was tired of the comments and harassment about her body.

Cozy 10-year-old ads with the kids reenacting adult shows like Frasier and Roseanne. Never mind the Frazier scene is one where he's just had a woman he just had sex with storm out on him for taking pictures of her but one of those kids is just so damn weird looking. I feel mean saying that but they're really really weird looking.

That LUME bitch who shoves her stank foot in the camera makes me want to remove my eyeballs with a spork.

On YouTube I keep getting these medical commercials (which is odd as I have perfect health.)

But I hate this one blonde mom who gets weepy about St. Jude’s Hospital, reminiscing, “Cole was my Miracle Child. How could my Miracle Child have cancer?”

Um… where to begin?? Just because you love your child doesn’t mean nature does. Or even can! Getting sick or not is just the luck of the draw.

Why does she assume her kid is so special that it’s immune to disease??

The Golden Corral commercial with the mother and the teenage girls who are taking non-stop selfies until the mom mentions butterfly shrimp. How big of a loser do you have to be to take selfies at Golden Corral?

All of the ones where toddlers are acting and sounding like adults. They're creepy.

Wait a minute, this isn't even our stroller...

“They are some of the hottest videos on social media.” When I hear that woman’s voice launch in to that spiel on the nightly Plexaderm commercial during Seinfeld, it’s like a knife. It’s just excruciating.

R324 that woman and her hair, scream Junior League Chapter President from Fort Worth.

The one with the girl who worships Freddy Mercury and Frida Khalo so much that she full on embraces her mustache when she’s in school. Kind of in that vain, this commercial for one of the newer trendy markets, maybe Winco, the female worker in that commercial has the longest sideburns I’d ever seen on a lady on television.

“Can we get a puppy mom?” And that’s exactly how the girl says it, no breath, no coma, no pause…..well as opposed to paws.

Some diet commercial where the guy talks about how he’s never taken his shirt off in 25 years as opposed to 25 years…..IN PUBLIC.!!!!!! That totally makes me think of that never nude dude with the daisy dukes in the show from Arrested Development

That whispery blend jet commercial is like nails on a chalkboard to my ears

The one with the Sutter Health nurse who sounds so flatly bitchy and annoyed.

PATIENT: It's the yearly mammogram that gives me peace of mind.

NURSE: [italic]Despite [/italic] her family's history.

She makes it sound like the poor woman’s needlessly been in 20 times that week.

The United healthcare commercials (Wow, uh-huh song) except for the really hot guy in the white doctors coat. He is sexy af

This one is on repeat in the Bay Area. Plus there’s a newer version with mostly the same dancing actors set against different backdrops. I get how they’re trying to uber-inclusive; I think they’ve covered every conceivable majority/minority group known to man (except kids I guess).

I just caught this godawful Amazon commercial today and if this doesn't belong in this thread I don't know what does. Who comes up with this crap? An annoying girl who looks like Joanie Cunningham from "Happy Days" has a completely fake-looking moustache, which makes her sad. (Errr.... waxing and electrolysis?) But then, lo and behold, she notices that Frida Kahlo, Eddie Murphy, and Freddie Mercury ALSO have moustaches, so she's HAPPY! So she buys a yellow Freddie Mercury jacket and gyrates into her classroom in the most annoying, cringeworthy way, because she's an ORIGINAL and she's OWNING that moustache! It's not a trans thing. It's a.... well, you tell me. I truly have no idea. WHAT?

^ Apparently Olivia Wilde directed this. Now it all makes sense.

They recut the Prime unibrow commercial so it isn about the unibrow.

R331, I can't stand that commercial! I'm trying to figure out if this is a trans-person? It's confusing to me; not that it really matters. I don't use Amazon Prime for anything. The close-up of the gap between the teeth is revolting. Not the gap itself but the shot really seems to focus on the gums in the gap.

"The Butler did it commercial" is driving me insane( I don't have far to go.) The eyebrows on the Black man are Fucking huge, all I see are those "fucking eyebrows". It's a car commercial (Hyundai??, Nissan??) The large Home in the commercial is really nice though.

The "girl with the stache" commercial nauseates me. Does it run in Florida, I wonder?

This Grubhub commercial is geared for the stupid in our society. It makes me so fuckin mad.

“So hungry” - yeah, fuck off stupid ass!

The commercial previewing the Brook Shields doc Pretty Baby features the song Rapture by Blondie. Really vexing considering Blondie actually has a song called Pretty Baby.

That Freedom Care commercial where Medicaid pays the blood sucking granddaughter to "return the love" for cash.

She makes me stabby.

The Amazon mustache spot can't be running in the red states. They'd lose half their customers. Besides, it's a pretty cringe-y commercial, even in the shortened version. Bring back the destructive dog!

Pretty much every single commercial for life insurance out there. For starters, they cast the most aggressively awful "actors" possible. They all follow the same script -- a doleful, humorless, soulless aging woman in a depressing, cookie-cutter suburban kitchen worrying that a friend of theirs had dropped dead--without life insurance. She turns to the bland retiree husband (who tries to crack a joke about knowing he's about to get the "we-need-life-insurance" talk but then his eyes bulge because he can tell she ain't kidding). When he learns that Jack (who was just playing golf last WEEK!) keeled over, and was uninsured to boot, hubby's gotten his wake-up call. (I mean, fuck the fact their friend died. Marge was left without a payout!) Cut to the spouses needlessly huddled together over the kitchen phone as they dial the insurance company. The spouse who isn't dialing is smiling and nodding inanely at the dialing spouse.

That Freddie Murphy Khalo stache commersh, (which I was first to mentioned here btw) what makes it even more nauseating is the girl reminds me so much of the girls from that show Broad City which is so ground zero Mecca for all things hipster even Zoey Deschanel would say it’s too much. Than you add in who directed the atrocity it’s just a hipster jargon woke joke that you know FoxNEWS is ready to pounce on especially after that M&M commercial debacle.

Still can’t believe that the folks at Wheel of Fortune haven’t gone after the Hershey’s Easter commercial for blatant plagiarism of their theme.

Jake from State Farm is starting to look a little ragged. What drugs could he possibly be doing to get that haggard old man face in the new spot?

The Minted commercials. I have no idea what weddings by Minted is but the song gets on my nerves.

The new Jardiance commercial looks like an ad for a local production of Hair Spray.

I kinda like it.

BEANIE SHOULD HAVE FILMED IT!!!!!

How FUNNY!! I saw that new Jardiance commercial for the first time and the DATALOUNGE!! It is the best thing since the LUME Lady!

Oh god- I’m still getting the annoying St. Jude’s Hospital one’s. Now they’re showing sick kids and a mom’s weepily intoning, “My little girl doesn’t deserve to get cancer.”

WHO DOES, BITCH?!

It’s like when they ran that footage back in the day of Nancy Kerrigan crying, “Why me?? Why me??” after she was hit. My friend finally yelled, “Why NOT you??”

The Cox sheep irritates me.

The womans phony accent on Viking Cruises makes me want to slap her.

They use that accent to telegraph that you won’t run into those slovenly, ill-behaved Americans who frequent the large cruise lines.

The new Southwest Airlines SALE spot with the poor guy in the back of what he thinks is an Uber getting carjacked by bank robbers and hit with blue dye. Oh, yeah. Tremendously funny. Like I'd ever fly Southwest at all.

Obese people singing and dancing for a diabetes drug. Gimme a fucking break.

The one where they show a variety of obviously gay people/ gay couples

Right, R355. Nobody wants to see that.

That's not what I mean r356! Lol. It's a commercial which gets on my last nerve. I think it's about HIV medication and I find it offensive they seem to be using only gay characters to advertise their shit.

That stupid one where no one wants to order promotional products.

I just turned 80...what's my price?

[quote]I just turned 80...what's my price?

You aren't worth a plug nickel.

Just saw an Old Spice ad that is half disgusting and half funny. It looks like a scene from a movie - a Dolph Lundgren clone is reaching to rescue a guy hanging from a catwalk. Imagine Bruce Willis in a wifebeater in Die Hard, on a high platform, looking heroic.

As Dolph reaches down for the rescue, his armpits start leaking, then pouring sweat, which falls on the face of the guy dangling by one hand on this scaffold. Then the pitch - if he was using Old Spice antiperspirant, his pits would be dry.

For some reason, I don't see tis commercial on Youtube.

That Jardiance Broadway event gets more frightening with each viewing. I am now fixating on the upper arm-hams of the "star". The target audience for this type -2 diabetic must be the diseased obese.

The rhyming was cute the first time I saw it, but it’s grating on the thousandth viewing. This commercial airs several times throughout the news broadcasts here in the Bay Area.

Considering the rash of Stand Your Ground shootings, I want to see that black Liberty car wash guy shoot Gary and Limu.

The Upworks commercial featuring a dead looking guy talking about new hires and (cut to annoying song) " Thiiiiiiiis is hooooow weeeee woooooork NOW".

I find the Zombie executive commercial entertaining, but I never remember what it is for. Upworks, really?

Help-The Goya Adobo Chicken commercial is fucking running non-stop!!!!

Not one commercial but a commercial theme:

Stupid Husband.

That Scott's Turf builder that ends with the wife repeating, no, no, no . And the Pussy Shit Robot that the husband talks to like the Enterprise computer. Stupid husbands piss me off.

Someone said it earlier……

Obese Type 2 Diabetic commercial actors celebrate and dance once on a new medication. All dietetic medication ads apply.

Happily, the commercial I have running has not been mentioned!

This being DataLounge, it is for a well-known seniors organization naturally, lol.

The Door Dash commercial with the chubby bear in overalls getting ready to make Italian beef but realizes he doesn't have any beef.

pharmaceutical companies have decided that it is good to use music in their commercials and thus destroy it so every time we hear a particular song we only think of medication. god, I hate pharma commercials.

The new Sling commercial with the family at the table seems to appeal to mentally ill violent people. Way to go Sling.

R372 - Are you Jonathan selling Life Insurance for $9.95 a month? Are you William Devane selling reverse mortgages?

This PureWick commercial surely deserves some kind of honorable mention. The acting is so aggressively awful it's almost wonderful -- not to mention that the sinister daughter looks older than the mother. Yuck.

They need to redo the Jardiance commercial after the zaftig lead loses 50 pounds.

The little pill with the big story to tell

Was this directed by John Waters?

I picture a version with Divine in the lead.

I thought that was Divine.

That was Beanie's sister, Cecil.

There are 1-2 ads that run where the elderly mother discusses with her grown child that she has insurance to cover her "final expenses". Both of the "mothers" they found are terrible - they must be relatives of someone in the ad agency because no one else would hire actresses who are say their lines in the most deadpan way. The ad with the son and mom w/locs... she is clearly reading off a prompter and doing a horrible job.

Lume. There is no worse commercial.

I'm disappointed in the new Limu and Doug Liberty Mutual commericial. I've enjoyed them all up until this one.

Wendy"s commercials have sucked for ages, but this latest batch are particularly egregious.

Commercials from big pharma irritate me the most. Each of these commercials ask viewers to speak to their doctors about being prescribed the branded medication.

I don’t do such. I discuss my symptoms with my primary physician and specialists, undergo the recommended tests, and seek to have an accurate/sufficient diagnosis of the cause. I expect the physician to tell me what types of medications, and brands, are needed to prescribed, not to ask for a product whereby I don’t know is appropriate for my situation. Medications are called into my pharmacy by the physician’s office.

At each appointment, I review the medications with the physician to determine if any changes need to be made.

TV here has been running the shit out of this crummy commercial:

I'm really tired of the shrill harpy skeksies sounding woman in the plexaderm commercials. I'm certain many people would love to just punch her in the throat.

You know R388, I never really thought about it before. But I too would love to punch her in the throat,

It’s the video everyone on social media is talking about!!

Opposite Topic:

Chewy commercial:

I love this Weisenheimer dog!

Me too, R390! I love that dog!!

Love the dogs in the Subaru spots too!

“If you’re seeing this….I didn’t make it.”

American Heart Association, you’re right up there with the ASPCA for being manipulative cunts.

The AHA has been lying to Americans for YEARS.

They dropped the Normal ranges of Blood Pressure so that more people fall into the category of Benign Hypertension. THERE'S NO FUCKING THING AS BENIGN HYPERTENSION.

I can't stand the commercial for VICKS Vaporrub of the big, fat black woman in the blue sequin dress and turquoise eye shadow, sitting on a chair and singing the scales in the beginning of the commercial. Singing them off-key, I must add...then chokes to death.

"Ma, ma, ma, m- *cough, cough, cough, cough* "

She then breathes in some Vapor-rub, rubs some on her throat, and....

We see a shot of her onstage swinging her elephant hips back and forth as she 'dances', and she's not singing at all. So VICKS didn't help her throat after all, but it cured the arthritis in her hips and now she's causing the nightclub to come crumbling down.

The drug commercial where an obese woman is singing about her A1C. I hate her so much.

R390: I, too, love the dog who insists on pronouncing "vase" his way. He's right up there with the "Peanut butter box" dog, which I didn't think was possible.

The cunt who sleep with a husband who snores like a rhino 🦏. Is she the same cunt who stole her husband's Old Spice crotch wash?

R398, I think that's commercial featuring Gabrielle Union and her husband, former pro basketball player, Dwayne Wade.

I can't stand the ads for sneakers/shoes that you just slip on. This is the epitome of laziness.

“I got a Heart like a Truck!”🎶

that fat bitch who sells the diabetes drug. omg she is a sow.

R401 I wonder what that sow would say about you?

iNDEED, THAT FUKIN DIABETES COMMERCIAL with the fat bitch is worst of the lot. she is nasty.

The heinous insurance commercial that somehow ties saving all your passed-down recipes with life insurance.That one kid looks like they created him with CGI.

I hate to admit it, but I am really enjoying the new Amazon Prime Commercial. There is a cover of “Always Something There to Remind Me” playing. A you couple has broken up and the things they see on line “remind” each other until he rings her doorbell at the end.

Haven't seen that one yet. Saw another new Amazon commercial last night which absolutely sucked.

The one for a mattress with a little boy singing in the background that sounds like “bitch something something “. Can’t understand what he’s singing.

Evey lousy, cheap paving stone commercial, especially the one where the untreated stone looks better than the new ones!

That stupid Bath Fitter bitch and her ugly designs that include "urban."

Sad asses don’t even post real commercials that exist.

Just saw a Shriners Hospital ad without Caleb or Alex. They have a new star - a boy who looks about 12 sitting in a wheelchair. He has a slicked back fade haircut, and his chubby cheeks remind me of that kid Mason Reese from years ago. We are also hear from 5-6 other kids, but they don't show any with really shocking defects (missing arms, stumps instead of hands) like the old ads did. Maybe that was too much "realness" for the public, so they've changed their tactics?

I didn't catch the new kids name, but he does the "adorable blanket" spiel. That lives forever.

Don't count Alex out yet at Shriners - I just saw a new commercial featuring a boy named Sebastian as the lead kid but Alex shows up in the middle of the ad, and he does the "adorable blanket" line. Old Alex seems to be phasing out as he was only shown for 5 seconds...

Charles Barkley and the mumbling unintelligible idiot sitting beside him for Fan Duel. It's obvious the spot is edited because the young dope couldn't learn his lines. Barkley even refers to him as "son" but he doesn't have a son.

🙄 R414, that’s supposed to be young Charles Barkley. They used a type of deep fake.

The new AT&T commercial that references some tie in with Google. It’s in heavy rotation on multiple cable channels, including CNN.

The annoying shill is seated with others in a choice restaurant. She begins her shit by saying “Right”?

R415-Whoever he's supposed to be, he's annoying as fuck.

That fuckind jardience commercial with the fat sow dancing around like she is mother mary. GROSSSSSS

and anything with charles barkley or shaq . REPULSIVE.

BLACK man and his momma sellin booze in the kitchen, 'yes but its my kitchen'........ya'll jus hush.

GMC Sierra trucks. Stupid ass lap clapping to Queen's "We Will Rock You"

LUME

"This water-based cream. I'm tellin' you..."

ya'll listen up now chile, gunna ejukate u....

omg im watching a new commercial of 2 ladys showin off their undies that can hide 'leaks'......and theyr fattys !

The new Xfinity commercial with the “bring your kid to work” setting needs to DIAGF. Kids speaking like smartass adults is obnoxious and rarely funny.

Those flyover-country Golden Corral commercials are working my last nerve.

That damn Jardience jingle runs through my head on a continuous loop. It makes me crazy. I bet that actress is making crazy residuals. The mailman is too.

All the stupid Modelo beer commercials celebrating "heroes," i.e., a tattoo artist, an old lady making tortillas, and now a bartender. The music is annoying, and the narration pretentious. And they're aired way too often!

I actually like the Liberty Insurance commercial with the little kid. He's such an exact replica of Doug with the clothes, the mustache and tinted glasses. I get a kick out of it every time I see it.

the adult ization of kids in commercials is concerning...

What about the miniaturization of adults?

I hope Jardiance loses a ton of money because of that fucking commercial. That actress in it should use Ozempic instead.

That car insurance where Vivica A Fox is talking to us through the camera like we are all friends - then she keeps saying “Listen Darlings!”

Go ahead and hate on me.. I LOVE the Empire happy dance commercial, especially the frame with the dancing dog .

Why so many commercials have only black folks ???

What i do not get is the plethora of fat people on them now.

R437 Diversity, equity, and inclusion.

OBESITY CAUSES PREMATURE DEATH.

Why all these fat women who are singing and/or dancing being used to sell diabetic pharmaceuticals and booking plans for vacations?

Are fat women their most reliable shoppers?

I am not opposed to seeing obese people in commercials, but how extensive it is, shows their marketing intentions.

The pretentious woman on the Fisher Investment commercials, her oh so upper crust New England accent, 'we're clearly different' - I noticed they tried to lighten her up in newer commercials, and now they have an African American male executive who is warmer, to counter that elitist snobbery of the original.

[quote] The pretentious woman on the Fisher Investment commercials, her oh so upper crust New England accent, 'we're clearly different' - I noticed they tried to lighten her up in newer commercials, and now they have an African American male executive who is warmer, to counter that elitist snobbery of the original.

They have several different people in their ads, but they all say the same things. ("We're a FIDUCIARY!")

new febrize commercial with fat indian lady is another sad p.o.s.

uh wtf is going ? Every commercial is nothin but black folks....they the only ones wid $$$$ ????

It is rather odd i must admit. Unsure of their intentions with such madness.

Always pads new commercial that features “gushing periods”. Talk about nasty.

The ads for tourism to Illinois. I love Jane Lynch but Illinois is NOT in the middle of the United States!!

R447 And everything they highlight in that commercial looks boring as hell.

No one wants to go to Illinois on vacation. No one.

^^That’s right nobody! Except you have gun control and abortion rights in IL with a democratic governor

"I have nothing to eat" and then a baby cries. I've eaten Hellmann's mayo all my life and will continue but I hate that commercial.

Am i the wrong race ? every commercial and show is 98% black , whats their audience???

r449 %hank god all that Illinois gun control has made the streets of Chicago so safe

The new creepy Montefiore Hospital spot wherein you have no idea what the fuck is happening until they tell you it's about organ donors. Dumber than the "unicorn in the ICU' Christmas commercial.

Ive been watching tv for 4 hours, and every commercial is just black people. wtf is going on????

^^^ watching BET, OWN, TVONE??

I have seen alot of fat black women in many commercials, bit weird.

R457, it actually works. Cos doesn’t drink enough water so his urine has a very strong smell. I spray the Pooh and that smell is gone.

WHY DO EVERY COMMERCIAL GOTS NUTHIN BUT BLAK FOLKSS ????

What bugs me is the amount of fat ass ladys doin them, like uh its just fine to be mordibly obese.

Im sitting here watching a commercial with a super fat sow pushing somethin called FAB FIT FUN..... duh, we dont buy shit thats bein sold by fat cows.

Lots of white racists in this thread

Every stupid fucking Starburst spot or that despicable chewing gum that twinkles. Shit makes me want to hurl. Who are they appealing to? Kids on the spectrum?

R463 is living in the past.

Blacks are 12% of the population . Why are commercials 89% black ?????

I am black. Even I am amazed at the amt of black representation in todays commercials. and fatties.

i AM tired of big black grinnin faces sellin me pancakes & car insurance.

It is strange how 11% of the population dominates all the ads on tv....

I'm hating the new flip phone (or whatever that is) commercial where some bitch with big eyes who acts like she's slow says "ooooh.....must have this phone" or something like that.

It's a truly stupid commercial. They dialogue makes no sense. Why does the bitch shoo the other bitches away?

I watch a lot of Court TV, and their ads are nothing but cancer kids from St Jude and leaf filter gutter protectors. NOTHING ELSE!

god dam jardiance ad still runnin way tooo much. she is a sow

Why is every commercial filled with just black people ? wht am i missing here? the population is mostly white is it not?

Whites have to use blackface to land a tv commercial these days, alas.

I have two commercials running and happily neither is worthy enough to be loathed here!

I feel like I won a prize!

R476 Hints hints - Please give us hints. national? Local? Are you a Family man? A professional? A Dude? A spokesman? Fast food? Deodorant? Pet food? ….. I just saw a cute guy on a “Greenies” commercial - is that you? Are you Jamie ?

I'm a dad in both, r477. In one I split the screen (via telephone technology) with my panicked adult son, and in the other I mention being an empty nester while talking about the help I got from a national organization in avoiding scams.

Shooting them was great fun.

R479 Thank you! Congratulations! I will keep my eyes open!

Good god, stop the damned Balance of Nature commercials. They are going all out spending insane amounts on constant commercials for snake oil.

The new Medicare cunts. One is. Karen who just thinks her objections in an extremely irritating monotone voice. The other is some nag harping to her husband Alan about the Medicare plan the Feldman's were raving about. She recites her lines like a rage filled lunatic while her clueless husband just keeps saying we got Medicare.

Fucking Drew Barrymore advertising addictive gambling. Bitch.

Flo and Jaimie (from Progressive) are getting real old now. Jaimie is months away from 50. Time for some hotter newer actors to step in.

R484 he was never ever hot.

Toby sliding his dog ass on the carpet for Stanley Steamer.

The Dolce & Gabbana ad, with Katy Perry partying it up in some taverna, and then meekly approaching some pimp like dude who throws money at her..? WTF?

I’m sure it’s been posted but “grandma” having to be convinced to call the Medicare hotline

Death by a grease fire.

Every damned fucker who was Eve remotely attached to this abortion.

R488 Here…and Muriel for not having an edit option!

[quote]R482: The new Medicare cunts. One is. Karen who just thinks her objections in an extremely irritating monotone voice.

Wow! Medicare Advantage (a/k/a Plan C) actually went there, naming her Karen.

The Colase commercial/song that asks "If you feel like you pushed through a pineapple or two" when you shit with a twee Zoe Deschanel like hipster singing.

I don’t understand the Kerrygold “I Want You to Want Me” commercial

There is a nw version of LUME for MEN!!!!!!

I don’t understand the commercial where a woman works in a hospital and her son lives in this poor looking house with a scraggly undecorated Christmas tree. He rides his bicycle to a store and buys….something…and decorates the tree when he gets home.

I think the commercial is truncated. I think they shortened it because I don’t know where he got money to buy all these decorations and lights for the tree. The house looks pretty poor. And why is there a laundry basket?

And what the hell kind of store did he go to? It looked like a small, dark hardware store from the 1970s with one I’d guy working there.

I admit, I think I have petit mal seizures during ads because I just can’t follow along with some of them.

He goes to (Christian owned) Hobby Lobby! After seeing the pile of dirty laundry. Although it does look like he bought the Christmas decorations in some tiny five and dime, and not the huge fluorescent expanse of a Hobby Lobby. Then he decorates the tree, does the laundry, wraps a big red bow around the laundry basket, and gets dressed up in a red sweater for Mom's return.

As commercials go, it's not the worst - thankfully neither one says a word. Not like having to suffer through the Shriners children singing "I'll Be Home for Christmas" -

So the laundry basket is the gift he bought for his mom at Holly Lobby for Christmas?

This arrogant bitch on the plane. Surprised the SJWs are all over her for being condescending to a black woman.

Why are all the people in the plexaderm commercials so ugly. I don't think they're doing themselves any favors because all it shows the product doing is making me repulsive people look slightly less repulsive. And while that's probably the best that most of the people buying this will ever be able to hope for anyway I still feel like they should be using more attractive models to get people to buy it.

I'm with you on the 2 annoying guys singing about "T-Mobile" in the gayest Rodgers & Hart-sounding arrangement. When they come on and I don't have my remote and its mute function within leaping distance, I seriously wish I was close to some drawer of sharp razors to slash open my face, ears and eyes with. Sorry, I'm very understated.

Now we're getting irritating commercial crossovers with Trace Wounded Warrior Adkins now pitching for Shriners.

Alex and Kaleb will be pitching Medicare part c next year I bet.

I think the kid in the Holly Lobby might go to a pawn shop? It looks like the behind-the-counter guy gives him cash.

Santa Travolta is seedy looking. The whole commercial looks cheaped out. Tony Manero was stylish, not seedy. The disco looks like someone’s tiny basement. You can tell Travolta isn’t in the same scene with the other people in the ad, like Donna Pescow. I hate that tv ads now have celebrities popping up but they shot their scene separate from the other people in the ad and the scenes were melded in post production.

Why isn’t there Christmas scented laundry detergent? “Notes of balsam, cedar, juniper berries, mistletoe with hint of gingerbread and gumdrops.”

The slaughtered elephant commercials kill me.

Every time I see this commercial for WeatherTech, I think I am seeing the Gay porn actor Jack Hunter, see next post for Jack Hunter

Jack Hunter referenced in above post

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