Great Brady Bunch Quotes! What Did You Learn From Brady Bunch?? Anything Brady!!

Posted by Lorie Orum on Wednesday, May 22, 2024

"Pork Chops and Applesauce gee that's swell." Plus, I never assumed Robert Reed was Gay. Hid it well

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by Anonymousreply 113March 2, 2019 2:52 PM

Mom always said don't play ball in the house.

by Anonymousreply 1August 15, 2017 11:23 PM

I was around nine when I first saw the Brady Bunch back in the 70s and I had already heard the rumors that Robert Reed was gay. I have no idea where I heard those rumors, though.

by Anonymousreply 4August 15, 2017 11:27 PM

R4 imagine if it was in today's times he would of never remained in the closet. DL would of captured him.

by Anonymousreply 5August 15, 2017 11:29 PM

We sure spread sunshine around.

by Anonymousreply 6August 15, 2017 11:36 PM

It's a sunshine day! ☀️

by Anonymousreply 7August 15, 2017 11:41 PM

"It doesn't matter how I got here, Marcia. The point is, I've arrived."

by Anonymousreply 10August 16, 2017 12:15 AM

His name is "George, George.....Glass"!

by Anonymousreply 11August 16, 2017 12:21 AM

Mollys body is normal, but her head's bigger than a basketball!

She's got a size 10 body and a size 24 head!

Wasn't that a delight too!

I still hope you're not sulking about being replaced!

by Anonymousreply 12August 16, 2017 12:23 AM

Do was Alice gay in real life? I can't remember her name.

by Anonymousreply 13August 16, 2017 12:25 AM

r1 ROFL. yes, that's the one i always remember. and the way Bobby (?) said it too..

by Anonymousreply 15August 16, 2017 12:31 AM

Carol: Alice, could you shave your legs next time you crawl in bed with us? Mike thought you were a man.

by Anonymousreply 17August 16, 2017 12:37 AM

Something suddenly came up.

by Anonymousreply 18August 16, 2017 12:42 AM

Carol: [to Cindy] You shouldn't put down a loser, Cindy, because you might be one yourself someday. Just remember that.

by Anonymousreply 19August 16, 2017 12:43 AM

"What about WURR-wolves?"

--Maureen McCormack's bizarrely affected pronunciation

by Anonymousreply 20August 16, 2017 12:45 AM

"So that's it! Even my own FATHER thinks I'm unpopular at high school! I hate high school! I HATE IT!!!..."

by Anonymousreply 21August 16, 2017 12:47 AM

Baby talk, baby talk, it's a wonder you can walk!

by Anonymousreply 22August 16, 2017 12:48 AM

"From now on, I'm beautiful and noble. I'm Juliet!"

by Anonymousreply 23August 16, 2017 12:48 AM

"It's so beneficial for me to be away from those children in junior high and to be with people of my own mature growth. I'm looking forward to the intellectual stimulation. Nice meeting you boys."

by Anonymousreply 24August 16, 2017 12:50 AM

"Greg its very natural to explore your body with your baseball teammates, once upon a time I too did the same thing".

Mike Brady speaking to confused teen aged Greg

by Anonymousreply 26August 16, 2017 12:56 AM

And NOW! I find out that we are having a party for 26 people on the 10th and the only people that aren't going to be here are US!

by Anonymousreply 27August 16, 2017 1:03 AM

"I cut it while I was clipping the stupid hedges!"

by Anonymousreply 28August 16, 2017 1:08 AM

Finding bugs in fake grass right

by Anonymousreply 29August 16, 2017 1:12 AM

Alice: You will too lick your sisters pussy if she gets horny!

by Anonymousreply 30August 16, 2017 2:04 AM

Thanks to this show, I know where to hide a hot dog and baked beans if I ever need to sneak dinner to a runaway Native American boy (inside a flashlight).

by Anonymousreply 31August 16, 2017 2:52 AM

I learned the proper way to enunciate "See-ATT-Tuhl."

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by Anonymousreply 32August 16, 2017 2:55 AM

I love you, too, r16. I think you're groovy... Far out... Fantastic.

by Anonymousreply 33August 16, 2017 3:42 AM

Stop him Mike, he'll hurt Fluffy

by Anonymousreply 34August 16, 2017 4:19 AM

"The only steps in this house are those, the ones which lead up to your bedroom." Carol, to Bobby, in the 2nd or 3rd episode of the 1st season, when he thought everyone had forgotten about him and was going to run away. It was actually one of the more emotionally touching episodes before the show got into wacky hijinks.

by Anonymousreply 35August 16, 2017 5:38 AM

"Here's my sister, the new Jan Brady!"

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by Anonymousreply 37August 16, 2017 5:59 AM

[quote]"The only steps in this house are those, the ones which lead up to your bedroom."

You didn't quote that right.

It's actually

"The only steps in this house are those, the ones which lead up to your bedroom and you and your brothers"

by Anonymousreply 39August 16, 2017 6:12 AM

That's funny, I've never heard of a George Glass at our sküle.

by Anonymousreply 40August 16, 2017 6:20 AM

I like when Greg said he just checked with the school's registrar and there's NO GEORGE GLASS.

Nice to see back then, anyone could get all up into your business

by Anonymousreply 41August 16, 2017 6:33 AM

I've got a thecret! I've got a thecret! It'th for me to know and you to find out!

by Anonymousreply 43August 16, 2017 10:49 AM

Oh, hey, Honey, i thought this was your bridge club afternoon...You know Chuck, right? Chuck's shower is on the fritz, so I said he was welcome to clean up here. I guess I could use one too. We just pounded one out on the court.

by Anonymousreply 44August 16, 2017 11:17 AM

Thee you on the thee thaw Thindy!

by Anonymousreply 45August 16, 2017 11:28 AM

That lisping, 5-year-old Cindy had better grammar and spelling skills than the retard at R5.

by Anonymousreply 46August 16, 2017 12:13 PM

Marcia: Jan, you wouldn't stink so bad if you just douched once in a while.

by Anonymousreply 47August 16, 2017 1:04 PM

Carol, to Alice: 'Alice, Mike said the strangest things- something about glory holes'

by Anonymousreply 48August 16, 2017 1:06 PM

Marcia to Jan we have some free time before our scene. Let's continue our lesbian sex act.

by Anonymousreply 49August 16, 2017 6:32 PM

I"m like Sam the Butcher bringing Alice the meat....

by Anonymousreply 50August 16, 2017 7:58 PM

KAY: Looks pretty silly to me!

by Anonymousreply 51February 27, 2019 11:23 PM

I think my hu went one way and my la went the other.

by Anonymousreply 52February 27, 2019 11:29 PM

One of my childhood friend's mothers was "best friends" with Ann B. Davis and went to live with her until she died. She moved in with her in the 90s.

by Anonymousreply 53February 27, 2019 11:31 PM

Hi Marcia, like my new outfit?

It’s really pretty.

EVERYBODY thinks so.

by Anonymousreply 55February 27, 2019 11:55 PM

Mike: Mer-na.

Myrna: Meer-na.

Also the way that girl to whom Marcia gave the makeover talked. Her voice and phrasing were so irritating.

by Anonymousreply 56February 27, 2019 11:55 PM

You just gotta let it grow ... you know?

by Anonymousreply 57February 28, 2019 12:37 AM

Warren thinks it’s even better than the cheers for his first string basketball team.

I still hope you’re not sulking about being replaced...

by Anonymousreply 58February 28, 2019 12:44 AM

"Mike, once again I found your dildo INSIDE your briefcase. How do you expect Alice to clean it if she can't see it?"

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by Anonymousreply 59February 28, 2019 12:50 AM

R37's video's pretty cool. Jan turns into Carrie after being humiliated for wearing a big curly wig to a party. They should do a horror version of Brady Bunch where Jan kills everyone at the prom like Carrie!

by Anonymousreply 60February 28, 2019 12:52 AM

“Baton Rouge! Baton Rouge!”

- Marcia

by Anonymousreply 61February 28, 2019 1:03 AM

Times change, Marcia. People don't.

by Anonymousreply 62February 28, 2019 1:06 AM

That Davey Jones is the most. And it is perfectly okay for a grown adult man to take a teenager to her school dance.

The 70s. Was anything not weird about that decade?

by Anonymousreply 63February 28, 2019 1:12 AM

Tomorrow's graduation and I have... awerange hair!

by Anonymousreply 64February 28, 2019 1:54 AM

[quote]One of my childhood friend's mothers was "best friends" with Ann B. Davis and went to live with her until she died. She moved in with her in the 90s.

And I just found out that the house she lived in then is about four blocks from where I live now.

by Anonymousreply 65February 28, 2019 1:56 AM

F-F-F-I-L. L-L-L-M-O. O-O-O-R-E

Filmore Junior High

Louder!

by Anonymousreply 66February 28, 2019 2:15 AM

Family Ties stole the know it all falling flat in their face during a quiz show from TBB.

by Anonymousreply 68February 28, 2019 3:11 AM

The Bradys Do Sondheim!

Well, close enough. Mom & Marcia do a number from "Gypsy" at the high school "frolic." Costumes inspired by Judy Garland?

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by Anonymousreply 69February 28, 2019 11:38 PM

I never knew who dad liked better, you or the Venus De Milo.

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by Anonymousreply 70February 28, 2019 11:58 PM

r66 Yes! ha ha

"There goes your last excuse!' Jan and the lemon.

by Anonymousreply 71March 1, 2019 12:12 AM

Not GLASSES! I'll look positively GOOFY!

by Anonymousreply 72March 1, 2019 12:16 AM

Greg: Bobby has been a real STINKER!

Carol: Greg, you know I don't like that word!

by Anonymousreply 73March 1, 2019 12:17 AM

Could somebody tell me what's NOT going on around here?

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by Anonymousreply 74March 1, 2019 12:18 AM

I learned that your shoes can slip in the juice.

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by Anonymousreply 75March 1, 2019 12:46 AM

I've sen the way you thump his honeydews - jealous Sam the Butcher.

by Anonymousreply 76March 1, 2019 1:36 AM

I wish we had a special award for Jan Brady.

by Anonymousreply 77March 1, 2019 1:44 AM

He he is your very own Johny Bravo.

DO YOUR THING GIRLS!

by Anonymousreply 78March 1, 2019 3:42 AM

[quote]Well, close enough. Mom & Marcia do a number from "Gypsy" at the high school "frolic." Costumes inspired by Judy Garland?

It was good enough for the Bradys, but apparently not worthy of being in the movie version of "Gypsy."

by Anonymousreply 79March 1, 2019 3:58 AM

Architects with 6 children and stay at home wives need and can afford live-in maids.

Live-in maids (even when considered to be part of the family) must wear a uniform everyday.

by Anonymousreply 80March 1, 2019 4:06 AM

Let me out, I must have air...

by Anonymousreply 81March 1, 2019 4:11 AM

I must rise and walk the night!

by Anonymousreply 82March 1, 2019 4:13 AM

No, Alice, that’s a boy!

by Anonymousreply 84March 1, 2019 4:33 AM

R70. The hair. My god, look at the hair!

by Anonymousreply 85March 1, 2019 4:49 AM

I'm the weird covering (band-aid?) on Gregs lip during the U.F.O. episode. Wtf?

by Anonymousreply 86March 1, 2019 6:01 AM

One, two! Tell me who are you! (The Bears!)

Three, four! Tell me who's gonna score! (The Bears!)

by Anonymousreply 87March 1, 2019 6:04 AM

I was never a fan of The Brady Bunch...and that was my era. Stupid damn show.

by Anonymousreply 88March 1, 2019 6:47 AM

"I even imagined my principal in boxer shorts!"

by Anonymousreply 89March 1, 2019 6:54 AM

Oh Tiger, stay outside.

(Cue DeVol incidental music - Tiger knocks over house of cards)

Bobby: Here's Tiger!

Greg: Keep him away keep him away...

KIDS: OHHHH NOO! (looped) OHHHH NOO!

Peter: That was an accident

Jan: Everything counts you said it yourself!

by Anonymousreply 91March 1, 2019 6:04 PM

Now kids. Your father's right.

by Anonymousreply 92March 1, 2019 6:50 PM

Danny I think it's time we had a little talk.

by Anonymousreply 93March 1, 2019 7:09 PM

But Mom, you don't understand! MOM! M O M ! *waa aaah ahh*

by Anonymousreply 94March 1, 2019 7:32 PM

But what’s more important than the instincts and feelings of an ACTRESS!

by Anonymousreply 95March 1, 2019 7:45 PM

Daddy said to act natural--and I always barge in on Marcia when she's in the bathroom!

by Anonymousreply 96March 1, 2019 7:46 PM

I'm sorry Marcia, but if I have to make a choice, I choose Jan.

by Anonymousreply 97March 1, 2019 9:01 PM

I'm strictly a no talent! I'll never be good at anything - NEVER!

by Anonymousreply 98March 1, 2019 9:04 PM

Don’t even talk to me you job stealer!

I keep telling you IT’S NOT MY FAULT!!

by Anonymousreply 99March 1, 2019 10:18 PM

Marcia: Bobby’s a stinker.

Carol: You know I don’t like that word.

Conversation continues.

Greg: Bobby’s a stinker.

Carol: Greg, I just said I don’t like that word!

by Anonymousreply 100March 1, 2019 10:23 PM

[quote]I'm strictly a no talent! I'll never be good at anything - NEVER! —Jan

You said it, I didn't.

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by Anonymousreply 101March 1, 2019 10:26 PM

Clowns never laughed before Beanstalks never grew.

by Anonymousreply 102March 1, 2019 10:30 PM

[quote]Clowns never laughed before

The hell they didn't.

by Anonymousreply 103March 1, 2019 10:31 PM

I can't keep answering the questions like ra BOT.

by Anonymousreply 104March 1, 2019 11:30 PM

R104 Dear Eve, does your bitterness make you Harried and Hopeless?

by Anonymousreply 105March 1, 2019 11:40 PM

That was one of my good sheets!

by Anonymousreply 106March 1, 2019 11:44 PM

The winner of the honor society award is NOT jan brady, it is Nora Coombs with a score of 95.

by Anonymousreply 107March 2, 2019 12:24 AM

Let’s go down to the pizza place.

Far Out.

by Anonymousreply 108March 2, 2019 12:43 AM

I hope I don't grow up to be ugly like you, Aunt Jenny.

by Anonymousreply 109March 2, 2019 2:06 AM

It's always Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.

by Anonymousreply 110March 2, 2019 2:43 AM

Won’t someone please flick my poor neglected bean?!

by Anonymousreply 111March 2, 2019 4:23 AM

No, R110, it's Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

by Anonymousreply 112March 2, 2019 1:17 PM

[quote]I can't keep answering the questions like ra BOT. —Eve Plumb, reinventing myself as a brunette

Is that supposed to be some kind of insult? Oh, and there’s no “a” in “robot.”

by Anonymousreply 113March 2, 2019 2:52 PM

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